Help with a satire project?

My English class just finished reading Huck Finn and to end the unit we have to write either a short story or a childrens' book using satire. Buttt i need help generating ideas. Help? Thanks!

Dell Dimension 4600 Problem?

Okay, so i have a dell dimension 4600, and whenever i try to start up the computer, i go to start windows xp or whatever its called, I'm not very good with computers to be honest :p so just bare with me. Anyways, the computer just restarts and goes back to starting again and gives me the options for safe mode, setup utility, startup windows etc., I've gone to all those options and it just restarts all of the time. I went to the bios and i cannot touch anything because the security has an admin password which unlocks all the options to access, and without the password, i cant access anything on the bios including a bootup to restart the whole entire computer back to normal, How can i fix this problem, because i cannot access my computer at all, Do i have to open up the computer and take out the pins from the password jumper and take out the battery from the motherboard, or what other options do i have? if i have to do option number one which i stated above, can someone please find me a documentation of how to take out the battery from the motherboard and taking out the pins from the password jumper.

Drivers for VISTA: Dell Inspiron 1525?

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What should i us when i am fishing salmon and trout?

I don't know where you are from but here we call them hooks. The pictures were of spoons. Here salmon are generally fished with stick baits, flies ,etc . You might want to consider roe bags.

I think my directv dvr is interfering with my internet connection when it's plugged into my router.Anyone help?

I have Cable Internet to a modem, then goes to a router which has my 2nd computer and the directv dvr plugged into it hardwired to those devices with ethernet cords, Internet was working fine until a few nights ago I went onto my second computer and deleted my avira antivirus and added Glary utilities, I was going to download some kind of antivirus from windows but gave me some kind of error so iI changed my mind, then the next day, my main computer didn't work, I did all troubleshooting, reset modem and comp and comp check cables, then called internet company they said that my router was bad, so I hooked up a different router and brand new ethernet cables also, on bottom left of pc the thing that shows you if its connected to internet, showed a ciorcle like it was trying to connect, then a red x, kept on doing this, disabled lan made sure the autamattically detec fileds were checked, then enabled, the internet worked for a minute, then kept with the circle and red x, when I opened naetwork and conenction center said public setting, so I changed to home network, worked for a few minutes, then stoped working, then everytime I would try something new, it kept going back to public network (which I don'yt want), I eventually hooked my main pc to computer, but I wanted to use it, and I heard somewhere dvr might mess internet up, so I unplugged dvr, and reset, now works fine, for a couple hours already, is there a way I can fix this? Is this whats causing the issue? Any ideas, I'd like to have access to internet on dvr also.I even restored pc to previous date before this happened and It didn't give me my antivirus back or it still didn't work.Thanks

What are some Huckleberry Finn quotes that represent Realism ?

i am writing a final essay for my CP English 3 class. The final essay topics are Puritanism, deism, transcendentalism, realism , extestentialim, etc all the ism's and i need some good quotes for huck fin that show realism. thank you !

How do you feel about the Local church opposes new immigration bill?

I say that it's better to work on this issue of illegal aliens from the standpoint of checking the authenticity of their documents using e-verify when they apply for jobs. Rather than arrest people who "are suspected" of being illegal aliens, and use police to enforce the immigration laws, enforce immigration laws vis a vis an adequate document check when people apply for work. This is a gentler way to work this issue.